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If the public library was invented today, publishers would never allow it to happen. Reading books for free? Sacrilege! They are fighting the lending of e-books tooth and nail, but it is the only way that libraries can fully meet their patrons' needs in the 21st century: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20

THE DAY I TRIED TO LIVE
I STOLE A THOUSAND BEGGARS CHANGE AND GAVE THEM TO THE RICHH

THE DAY I TRIED TO LIVE
I DANGLED FROM THE POWER LINES
AND LET THE MARTYRS STRETCH

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a guide to greetings:

"hi guys": excludes non-guys
"ladies and gentlemen": excludes non-binary people, and men who aren't gentle
"hey folks": a bit too predictable
"hello fortnite gamers": surprising and equally offensive to everyone, the ideal choice

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Remember that hate is bad for you spiritually even if you really think the person being hated deserves it

nah it's way worse

in a move that was unprecedented and unprompted,
git annex added EVERY SINGLE text file to the Large File store

basically nuking the entire repository
omg i am actually so mad WhY would you do that

i have a slight feeling that git annex just converted every single file from LF to CRLF at great computational cost, for absolutely no reason, out of the blue

git annex is the single biggest pain in the ass ever concieved

just wait till i replace you with a single fucking rsync call, dumb bitch

there is not a day where this tool doesn't absolutely shit the bed

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Match statements my fucking beloved

Look at this clean fucking finite state machine

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got spooked by having to learn Opertionsverstärkers

ahh!
scared slipped and accidentally started coding a Markdown Parser in Rust

silly me

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Shitty insance of Mastodon, the federated social Network, hosted on a raspberry pi below my desk. Don't expect it to be stable

>karton